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Australian Prime Minister John Howard has warned the public of a new terror threat. Although he couldn't be specific, because of ongoing operations, a recent Security Intelligence Organization report warns of a growing Islamic fundamentalist threat at home. Minister Howard has already hired Paul Hogan to investigate.

Australia has already requested assistance from the US government. George Bush has promised to provide Australians with detailed plans for creating the entire Terror Alert chart.

Minister Howard has already suggested that all residents stay inside, be watchful, and has warned citizens to check the pouches of their Kangaroos for bombs.