Dick dicked around!

Vice President Dick Cheney shot a man in the face while quail hunting the other day. Harry Whittington, his 78 year-old victim, after recovering from a mild heart attack because of the birdshot, made a speech saying that accidents happen and that he was sorry Cheney had to go through so much public harassment. In a related interview a witness said, “I saw him aiming very carefully before he was building up to shoot, but then somehow Dick jerked hard and shot all over Harry’s face.”