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The bird-flu has now appeared in France in a dead duck, but French Health minister Xavier Bertrand said that French poultry was still safe to eat “with your eyes closed.” France has vowed to fight the outbreak of this deadly disease and international health experts said that this may be one of the only battles in history that the French aren't able to surrender to in order to solve the problem. Some of Xavier’s previous employees have come back for volunteer work to aid in the crisis and, despite some distaste for their methods within the French government, Xavier has full confidence in his ex-men.