Kerry Comment Kills (our troops)

John Kerry apologized today for telling the troops to, "Fuck off and suck my rich white cock, whore." Republican strategists say that this one comment could lead to Republican victories all across in America in the upcoming midterm elections. Democrats have said that this quote was taken out of context and that voters should read the full story, officials have posted IM logs from which the John Kerry quote was taken,

KerryStud: So, are you back from Iraq soon? Want a massage?
Iraqiepageboy: Yes and I dunno, maybe
KerryStud: What if I just fondled your balls a bit?
Iraqiepageboy: I guess that would be nice.
KerryStud: Do you like to talk dirty?
Iraqiepageboy: Kindof.
KerryStud: When you visit my Washington office maybe I can smack your ass around a bit and tie you up?
Iraqiepageboy: Ok.
KerryStud: What if I tied you up, put a facemask on you, and told you to fuck off and suck my rich white cock, whore.
Iraqiepageboy: Well, that certainly would make me feel like you cared for me more than sending to me to the Middle East to die for no discernable reason.
KerryStud: Yea, suckit soldierwhore.



(P.S.: Does anyone even remember the molesting of boys, stealing of millions of dollars, a failed overseas war, a failed response to a natural disaster, some shiesty elections, and the vice president shooting a man in the face just to name a few? I really could give a fuck if John Kerry said FUCK OUR MOTHERFUCKING TROOPS... because it's better than having sex with our boys while accepting campaign bribes.)